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Does Bleach Clean Marijuana Out Of Your System?

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lakeesha Hennessy Williams Profile
No, sorry, drinking bleach does not clean out your system. In fact, it's a really bad method of trying to pass a marijuana drug test.

Luckily, there are safer (and more effective) ways to get the drug out of your system!

Passing a marijuana test by drinking bleach
Unfortunately, you're not the first person to consider drinking bleach to pass a drug test. In fact, people all over the country are doing it.

Here's a list of the potential outcomes you can look forward to if you sip on the domestic cleaning product:

  • Chemical burns to esophagus and stomach
  • Nausea and vomiting
  • Severe abdominal pain
The idea that bleach will clean your insides the same way it cleans a bathroom floor is just nonsensical. There is not one piece of scientific evidence to back it up.

Don't you think that, if this was a real method of passing a drug test, then big pharmaceutical companies like GlaxoSmithKline would be marketing bleach-based products and making some serious dollars off it?     

The secret to passing a drug test
If you really want to increase your chances of passing a drug test, then there are two things you can do:

  • Drink lots of water
  • Exercise a lot
Going down this route will help flush the marijuana metabolites out of your urine. However, if you're going to be blood or hair-follicle tested, then you're pretty much screwed!
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This person doesn't know what the hell they are talking about!

There are several things that will help clean your system, just depends on how much you smoke:

Water flushes, vinegar, a cap full of bleach disguised in milk, anything that cleanses your system basically will help.

It takes a month for time alone to clean your system. Some people don't have that long!
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Take a few shots of vinegar (from a shot glass), drink plenty of water and cranberry juice. Tons. It'll be out of your system in a few days.
kirsty Slaterhoal Profile
Definitely don't drink bleach for God's sake! Water and cranberry juice don't help either - you just need to wait until it goes out of you naturally. It should be a couple of days if you don't smoke it regularly, but it can be up to a week if you smoke it constantly like me.

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